The Evolution of the Vampire

Well... This is an interesting topic in particular. People have been watching movies and reading books about vampires living in modern society as outcasts and such. Personally, I think its a load of horse shit! This is a vampire!

Take notice of the corny posture depicted in this image. Notice the blood thirsty look on his face. He looks like he's either going to suck your blood, or rape you. Throughout history, vampires have been depicted as evil beings from the depths of hell who are immortal and live in Transylvanyia. Not as horny teenagers as depicted in Twilight like these people!

These are not vampires! These are the people who are going to introduce your children to drugs and probablly traumatize them! With a REAL vampire, you get a good laugh because they are very funny! These kinds of vampires just make you bored... The old count Dracula was amazing! He was the guy you didnt want to fuck with! This guy was so baddass, that he slept in a wooden box. A WOODEN BOX! Not like these pussies who use matresses...

Why cant hollywood bring back the good vampires! Not these douchbaggy teenagers who think its "Forbiden Love" or somthing corny like that...

And yes, Im a sucker for the classics. I belive the generations before us were geniouses! Now we just kind of take what they did and expand on it...